I’m feeling a bit snarky today so rather than fight it, I’m just going to embrace it.
I get snarky when the sun doesn’t shine enough, when people say one thing and do another, and whenever I hear someone whine.
Especially when I hear the whine.
Like the little girl in the post office the other day who kept demanding things unreasonably and disrespectfully of her mother who, of all things, gave in each and every time. Like the customer service person who talks about “them” in the order entry department as if they’re from another world instead of the same company. Like the grocery store clerk who goes on and on about how he has to work a whole four-hour shift and whine, blah, blah, blah, whine, without so much as a hello to, ahem, the customer.
See. Told you I was snarky.
What makes me even snarkier is when I hear four famous little words … “It’s not our fault.”
Oh, you don’t even have to hear those words verbatim to “hear” them, if you know what I mean. Plenty of companies imply it in their copy (ah, finally, the copy connection).
Here are some of the words, phrases and practices that scream “It’s not our fault …”
- But …
- We reserve the right to …
- Unless …
- Until …
- Restocking fee
- Saying you have a 100% return guarantee but then forcing your customer to take a merchandise exchange
Playing the blame game in any way does nothing to create relationship, dialogue or loyalty with your audience.
Instead, take a customer service cue from online shoe seller Zappos.com who happily refunds your purchase price and ships to and from for free. Or from online cosmetics giant Sephora.com who cheerfully and promptly replaces or refunds merchandise — no questions asked.
Good customer service words, phrases and practices include:
- Free
- Guaranteed
- No questions asked
- Just for you … (or any variation of “exclusively for you”)
- Being clear about what you will do and then doing it — whether it’s making a return, calling back within a certain time or sending an email when out-of-stock merchandise is back in stock
That kind of service — and copy — says it all.
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